My Testimonials

October 28, 2008
'Nif is nifty!

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March 15, 2008
I love Jennif. And I miss her so.
September 11, 2007
I loves me some Nif!

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May 21, 2007
Jennif, Jennif, Jennif, Jennif! I adore this woman! I love that she is in my life. She is super smart, fun, easy to talk to, sincere, insightful, gorgeous, sweet, kicks ass when needed... I could go on and on and on with adjectives for her and they still would not tell you just how great she really is! I mean the girl is trying to cure cancer, how cool is that? And she makes muffcakes and they are yummy! She has quickly become one of my closest girlfriends, and for that I am truly grateful. She rocks my world and I want her in my life for as many years as humanly possible! I less than three Miss Jennif birtime!
March 21, 2007
yeah, man.

what zoe said.
March 6, 2007

i have a mad crazy girlcrush on Jennif! i wish i had a miniature Jennif that i could carry around everywhere. how rad would that be? she would insert timely, wise Jennifisms with interjections that are only funny cuz Jennif has *that way* of saying them, and she could randomly also talk that sexy science girl talk about "long incubations" and stuff. then, my life would be perfect. we all need a little Jennif in our lives. or a lot. obviously just the idea of Jennif renders me so awestruck i am unable to construct readable sentences.
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March 5, 2007
A timely non-sequitur, handful of sequins, the blackest mug of coffee, a string of cartwheels, a yard of fleece, a stiff cocktail, a kind eye, a biochemical ninja, a singular persona.
Ultimately, Jennif is more than the sum of her parts.
February 11, 2006
A brilliantly innovative scientist by day, Miss Pinky Applecheeks secretly fights crime and injustice in the badlands of Seattle (and other parts westward) by night, on alternating weekends and occasional "personal" days she must take when the whiff of danger reaches her in her lab.

These skills have uniquely equipped "The 'Nif" to fend off secret stealing ninjas who might otherwise try to infiltrate the highly classified environs in which she is entrusted, thus assuring the safety of us all.

Thank God (or whatever deity you worship) for protecting us with The Almighty Miss Pinky Applecheeks!
October 28, 2005
Jennif is one of the stars of "Girls of Tribe Gone Wild, Featuring the lovely Jennif and Lisa Bunny". It's so hot and steamy I couldn't watch the whole thing.

However, Jennif's performance transcends reality and implants itself firmly in the sublime, which is the native habitat of the Jennif.
October 10, 2005
Jennif is both the sweet girl next door and the sexy hottie all rolled into one. She'll make you laugh, she'll make you cry, she'll make you jump up and down and do cartwheels.
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March 24, 2005
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December 14, 2004
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By: Tribehotties.tribe.net
May 11, 2004
If she isn't one of the cutest gals in the entire world, i don't know who is.
May 6, 2004
Jenn is way better than PBR! But when Jenn has PBR, she is the coolest.
January 26, 2004
It's a secret I can't tell you!
January 14, 2004
her pictures always bring me joy. i especially like her upside down.
December 30, 2003
She's better than beer.